urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney ☆Huhn ist ziemlich geschmackvoll☆ ☆Huhn ist ziemlich geschmackvoll☆ 2006-04-02T00:08:10Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:49324 2006-04-01T17:19:55Z 2006-04-02T00:08:10Z <div style="width: 425px; background-color: rgb(18, 17, 17); text-align: center;"> <div style="height: 0px;"><br /><img hspace="0" height="4" style="float: left;" src="http://www.quizilla.com/images/blue_drk_corner1.gif" alt="" /><br /><img hspace="0" height="4" style="float: right;" src="http://www.quizilla.com/images/blue_drk_corner2.gif" alt="" /><br /></div> <div style="padding: 0pt 0pt 5px;"><span style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: Arial;"><strong>What Kind Of Cannibal Are You?</strong></span><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left; font-size: 12px; font-family: Arial; background-color: rgb(18, 17, 17);"><center><img src="http://images.quizilla.com/S/slater411/1055302381_wrongturn2.jpg" alt="" /><br />You are an Inbred Mutant Cannibal from West Virginia!<br /><font color="#c0c0c0">Take this <a href="http://quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=17&amp;url=http://www.quizilla.com/users/slater411/quizzes/What+Kind+Of+Cannibal+Are+You%3F" style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);" target="quizilla">quiz</a>!</font><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px;"><a href="http://www.quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=19&amp;url=http://www.quizilla.com/codepastes/?quizid=140842" target="quizilla" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);"></span><br /></center></div> </div></a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:49056 2006-03-17T00:17:21Z 2006-03-17T00:21:44Z Started the process of quitting smoking saturday, I'm on zyban and the patch..the nicotine issues I can handle..but the headaches and feeling like I'm high all the time (especially with school)...not so much. Hopefully that side effect will wear off soon. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:48863 2006-02-12T00:45:21Z 2006-02-12T00:45:21Z <a href="http://www.youtube.com/w/Brokeback-to-the-future?v=KgK0IoMKWZc&search=brokeback%20mountain%20back%20to%20the%20future">http://www.youtube.com/w/Brokeback-to-the-future?v=KgK0IoMKWZc&search=brokeback%20mountain%20back%20to%20the%20future</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:48543 2006-01-29T06:23:46Z 2006-01-29T06:23:46Z <a href="http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cas/127643468.html">http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cas/127643468.html</a><br />...this can't be real urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:48380 2006-01-21T18:25:28Z 2006-01-21T18:27:30Z <center><table width="280" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> <tr><td bgcolor="#cccccc" align="center"><br /><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:cccccc; font-size: 12pt;"><br /><b>What Your Dreams Mean...</b></font></td></tr> <tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><br /><center><br /><img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/dreams/bad.jpg"><br /></center><br /><font color="#cccccc"><br /><br />Your dreams seem to show that you're very preoccupied with your fears and problems.<br /><br />These bad dreams indicate that you need to spend more time on your issues during the day.<br /><br />Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.<br /><br />You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.<br /><br />You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind.<br /><br /></font></td></tr></table><br /><br /><div align="center"><br /><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoyourdreamsmeanquiz/">What Do Your Dreams Mean?</a><br /></div><br /></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:47941 2005-11-18T22:08:35Z 2005-11-20T06:46:41Z "<i>Titty fucking you!<br />In my garden of rock!</i>"<br /><a href="http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=801">http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=801</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:47546 2005-11-14T22:27:51Z 2005-11-14T22:27:51Z Decided to update my layout, would love some input.. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:46458 2005-08-30T06:03:56Z 2005-09-01T04:57:45Z <a href="http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2005/08/curiosities-from-japans-porno-shops.html">http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2005/08/curiosities-from-japans-porno-shops.html</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:45911 2005-08-29T23:51:24Z 2005-08-31T17:16:51Z <center><font size="2"><b>I</b> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/Aug2942sm.jpg" /> <b>Fried Chicken!</b></font><br />If I wasn't so hungry this puppy (er' uh chicken)would have been on ebay.</center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:45588 2005-08-29T03:16:09Z 2005-11-14T21:18:05Z So, yeah..I went to the gym and now the feeling of laziness has been replaced with horniness.<br />I'm a raunch pig's dream as sweaty as I am right now...(sure would be more fun than a shower) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:45429 2005-08-28T20:00:26Z 2005-11-14T20:50:30Z Ok, I seriously need to stop being a lazy f*ck and go to the gym already. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:45154 2005-08-27T18:13:48Z 2005-11-14T21:19:40Z <i>"when im on chocolate I end up eating my period"</i> -Jenn urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:43979 2005-07-03T22:26:14Z 2005-07-03T22:28:04Z ::shock:: MTV actually came out with a funny show...I love this kid. If you haven't seen it...watch it, it's all that and a crunk cup filled with fruity pebbles. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:43563 2005-07-03T09:56:35Z 2005-07-03T09:56:35Z I was bored...<br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/members/Jul033blkwht.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/members/Jul034blkwht.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"><br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/members/Jul032blkwht.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"><br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/members/Jul031blkwht.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:43001 2005-06-03T18:18:12Z 2005-06-03T18:18:12Z Damn, I love geico..they saved me 772.00 on my car insurance...and when I had asked a question (through email)they responded in like 10 mins.<br />Allstate can choke on my c*ck. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:42722 2005-05-30T18:01:12Z 2005-05-30T20:28:17Z I've seriously grown to hate that Old Navy ad with the silly bitches in the ugly peasant skirts..singing "Super Skirty"<br />I hope Rick James's ghost haunts them all. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:42038 2005-05-28T05:29:36Z 2005-05-28T05:34:26Z <div align="center"><form name="quizform" target="_new" action="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=177" method="post"><br /><table border="1" bordercolor="#000000" bgcolor="#90BED5" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> <tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="083360"><a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=177" target="_new" style="text-decoration: none;"><font style="color : #ffffff; 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After sipping for a moment, I decided to check my email..there were two messages...one was about natural male enhancement. Shortly after I sighed, dreading the bio homework and lab I need to finish.<br />More to come in a bit. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:40626 2005-01-28T07:07:42Z 2005-01-28T07:07:42Z Butchie: an absurd and rediculous term for a butch female.<br />Don't use it it sucks....just as much as the term "strappy" urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:40239 2004-10-02T05:13:48Z 2004-10-02T05:15:14Z OMG I hate migraines....I feel like my head is going to explode!!<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/meemoticons/habbosad.gif" alt="" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:39947 2004-09-23T03:11:31Z 2005-05-28T05:21:24Z <a href="http://strapdivision.com"> <br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/gotcockbanner.gif"><br /></a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:39732 2004-09-07T01:36:00Z 2004-09-07T01:36:00Z A bout a year ago...I called the city in reguards to a dead ass tree on the street in front of my house, because there was a huge branch hanging low...they did nothing about it...<br /><br />Well I guess it removed its self!... <br /><a target="_blank" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/trees%20yard/100_0691.jpg"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/trees%20yard/100_0691.jpg" height="75" width="75"></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/trees%20yard/100_0674.jpg"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/trees%20yard/100_0674.jpg" height="75" width="75"></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/trees%20yard/100_0673.jpg"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/butchphotos/trees%20yard/100_0673.jpg" height="75" width="75"></a><br /><br />I must have good karma er' something, you can see my car parked on the street in front of the house...any other time it would have been parked in the driveway behind the black one...the thought of it makes me ill, my car is only a couple months old! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:39447 2004-09-03T10:20:08Z 2004-09-03T10:20:08Z <a href="http://s7.invisionfree.com/aolbutch/index.php">http://s7.invisionfree.com/aolbutch/index.php</a>? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:isoldyourkidney:38958 2004-08-27T17:20:34Z 2004-08-27T17:37:25Z <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/isoldyourkidney/journal/freddygyno.jpg"><br />I had my annual gyno exam today, and the woman had massive nails. I felt like Freddy Krueger was giving me a papsmear.